AHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!! It has been almost exactly 2 years since my last post!!!! My evil plan is almost complete!!! All I need now are 3 black jelly beans, a kroq sticker, and a tiara!!! However, if those cannot be procured, a loaf of bread, a container of milk, and a stick of butter will do quite nicely....
the end.

plooooooooooooooooo.

hey! i have to go buy a plane ticket!! im going to visit my sister!!! mu hu hahahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! so long sucker!!

so ha! nuts to you, squirrel!!! its only been almost three months since i last wrote, but its fucking worth it, man!!!! you know you have been salivating over the prospect of a new entry. well, my friend, revel in the wonder of my bloooooooooog. and one of these days soon, ill be comin for you. to wisconsin that is. im going to prom. sweet ass sweet!! me and my sister.. yeah!! im her date! maybe. if i can get sum cash. man, everytime i get on the elevator at work and someone tries to catch it but the doors are closing i want to flip them off SO BAD!!! and say so long suckers!!! jacob said dog today. and he barked like one. then he bit my face and i got stiches. just kidding. pister mickles???? yeah. nuts to you, squirrel. im going to bed. maybe ill get some. sleep, that is. good nite. and janie. and janie.

so. here i am. yep. im a blogger now. im part of the information SUPERHIGHWAY. yep. thats me. i am bitchin. Im not used to a journal being so...tidy. My sister knows this..my journals are pages of scattered blurbs and outbursts and pictures of satan. (my mother.) I dont know who im talking to right now because the only person who would be interested in reading this is my sister. and thats coool. but if you..yeah, you want to read it too, be my guest. well i have to go eat some honeycomb now. im damn ass hell hungry so stop bothering me with your questions and let me eat for corn's sake!!!! go on...leave...i can still see you.....bye